December 2009
121 posts
The husband store
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back...
“Men Are Like Public Toilets, They Are Either Taken Or Full of Shit.”
– (via dirtylittlestylewhore)
I guess I'm a mix of Pocahontas & Ariel
Cinderella
One of your parents is dead. You are expected to do a lot of chores. You love to dress up. You love animals. You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming. Your mom is really strict. You have sister(s) who seem kind of jealous of you. You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes. You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before. You have blonde hair. Total: 4
Belle You’ve kissed...
If 'New Moon' Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times...
fuckyeahtwilight:
modischanindya:
FADE IN:
INT. ROBERT PATTINSON’S FAMILY’S HOUSE
KRISTEN STEWART is celebrating her BIRTHDAY with ROBERT PATTINSON’S FAMILY.
KRISTEN STEWART
Thanks for this incredibly creepy party everyone, but I’m really not in the mood to celebrate. Every year I spend in these movies makes it that much more difficult for me to get any other acting role.
ROBERT...
“Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til...”
– Sex and the City (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
“He was part of my dream, of course - but then I was part of his dream too.”
– Lewis Carroll (via lovelybluepony)
Why men stop believing in love
megannn:
fuckyeahhlove:
xxmrcasanovax:
We are not born bitter; we become bitter, more likely after a sour relationship that left us with a bad taste in our mouths. We were all optimists once, believing that we only date women we are in love with, but we quickly came to terms with reality. If the love you had has become a fleeting emotion, it was never really love to begin with. And what...
The 8 phases of dating →
loll true.
Easiest & coolest way to make polaroids →
I’m obsessed with this <3
Ode to the nice guys →
How Twilight works →
so true!
6 Reasons that Prove Santa`s a Dude
megannn:
rromi:
montythebronty:
He…
Shows up late.
Eats your cookie.
Empties his sack.
Comes only once.
Calls you a ho.
Leaves when you`re sleeping.
so true! haha
haha nice one!!
Why Breaking Dawn must be made into a movie. →
shawna-lately:
megannn:
somethingintellectual:
This whole article was freaking brilliant. SPOILER ALERT.
Breaking Dawn is the last and final book in the Twilight series. It’s also the most fucked up when taken a second glance at. Get the popcorn ready!
seriously.
what. the.fuck?! I never made it past the first book, so I had no clue about this. If the movie could be as funny as this...
Why Breaking Dawn must be made into a movie. →
13583.) I'm too scared to trust you again but too...
(via blogsecret)
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and...”
– George Carlin (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)